August 2009
307 posts
July 2009
258 posts
“It’s because we’re so trapped in our culture, in the being of being human on...”
– Chuck Palahniuk (via chronicdissatisfaction)
haiku error messages →
peetypassion:
Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.
This site has been moved. We’d tell you where, but then we’d have to delete you.
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return.
White Towels
cindylim:
Richard Jones
I have been studying the difference
between solitude and loneliness,
telling the story of my life
to the clean white towels taken warm from the dryer.
I carry them through the house
as though they were my children
asleep in my arms.
Watchpretty funny mom, NSFW
Classic: 3rd Rock from the Sun
Sally: "My relationship with mr. randall is broken and no matter what i say i can't fix it"
Dick: You've got to have more sex!
Sally: More?!?! I've never had any, ever!!
Dick: Ever? Well, there's the black fly in your chardonnay! You've got to start! Sex fixes everything! It's the Neosporin of amore.
The Charrolastra Manifesto:
manchurianchicken:
1. There is no greater honor than being a Charrolastra. 2. Do whatever you feel like. 3. Pop beats poetry. 4. Get high at least once a day. 5. You shall not screw another Charrolastra’s girl. 6. Whoever likes Team America is a fag. 7. Whacking off rules. 8. Never marry a virgin. 9. Whoever roots for Team America is a fag… (it’s worth repeating) 10. Truth is cool, but...
Gentlemen, you've never had it so good: Women are... →
“Hatred, in the course of time, kills the unhappy wretch who delights in nursing...”
– Giacomo Casanova. (via nihilnoetia)
